The Life of Ern…

We don’t want no devil’s in the house tonight. 

The Life of Ern

If I were to die today, tomorrow’s headline would read “27 Year-Old man died while shielding little girl from gunfire while simultaneous fighting off pack wolves during devastating earthquake.”

That’s right, I’m going out in a blaze of glory.

My problem though is the 27 year-old man part of the headline. 27 year old man. Like shit, that makes me sound old. Like really old. Like, oh well, he did live 27 years of life. He’ll be okay.

So I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately…

What makes an adult?

27 years old but I’m immature AF.

When I see an elderly couple hold hands, my first reaction is like “Gaaaayyyy”. True Story.

I’m a giant kid at heart. That’s the one thing that hasn’t change about me. Because I’m loyal to my ideas; my beliefs. The world has yet to change me to my core.

Sure, I do adult things: work full time, go the gym, go on dates, hit up bars, etc… But I’m so much more than your average.

I read comic books (I prefer you call them graphic novels though), I collect watches, I play video games, I keep up with the latest tech news, I like movies, I’m an audiophile and so on.

So what make’s me an adult?

I have theory:

We become an adult when we start dealing with stress. I’ve been very fortunate enough to deal with very little stress growing up.

Never did I have to worry about where I was going to sleep at night, or if I had food for dinner, or if my life was really in danger.

I know life is though, and for some of my peers, they had to deal with real shit early in their lives. Pending pregnancies, family fights, tragic accidents, money issues.

Imagine dealing with that shit in your teen years. There is no choice but to accept life for what it is. That’s the key.

Now, I’ve had my low’s in life. Don’t get it twisted.

Ladies and gentlemen, Big Ern has been broke for a very long time. The financials have played a huge part of me growing up and dealing with it.

Thoughts of suicide have popped off before. Just thoughts though. I think it’s pretty normal. Who hasn’t thought about what would happen if you died right now? How many lives would your death effect?

That shit is scary to me though. I know I’m loved. And I know my passing would effect those who truly care about me, and I just can’t do that to them.

But what are we living for?

Is it that wrong of me to not want to have kids? Why should I conform to the social norms and get married? What if I don’t want to get married?

These are the questions that have been buggy me lately.

Truthfully, I’m happy. I am in a good position.

Yes, it could be better, but I am way better than I was a year ago. I’m very bless. I know this.

Kanye West once tweeted, “There are always going to be struggles no matter what level you are in life” Or something like that. I don’t know, go look up the tweet.

And it’s true.

There is always something that is going to be a struggle for you. But at the end of day, what those struggles do to me, still don’t faded me to my core.

Yes, I can be arrogant, moody, misogynistic, and a bit of an asshole. But I keep myself in check and acknowledged my own faults.

At least I don’t walk around like some of you jackasses and just annoy people by rhetoric. I’m looking at you, Trump.

That’s my life. I’m a self identify man-child with issues and I’m okay with that.

I don’t want to explain my self anymore than that. So just…

Tell my baby I’m back in town! *Young Thug’s Voice*


[Perfect!] *Street fighter voice*

-ezbizzle outz


On the Pod Part 2 with Juan – The Durp Show Podcast – Episode 052

And welcome back to another episode of The Durp Show Podcast.


Let’s just jump right in:

From the title you should know that this is part 2 of the conversation I had with Juan from On the Ave on episode 051 of the Podcast.

We picked up where we last left off, talking music, hip hop, and artists.

I hope you give this a listen and enjoy this episode.

There is a special little announcement at the end of the podcast, by the way.


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The End?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

And my apologizes.


As you may or may not be aware, I have been doing this blogging thing running a website scheme for a while now. Since 2010.

And frankly, I am growing tired of it.

And I am getting old. 27 years of life man.

For those who know me personally or for those who don’t, know I have settle down (with life, that is).

I went got myself a real job. -____-

Working some long hours (and actually making money). Consequently, my site has been lack-lustered overthe past few weeks, and my podcast game has been hella weak lately (although, I am getting mad recognition for it).

Side note: My younger brother likes to lecture my about life. MY YOUNGER BROTHER. This dude. He tells me what I should do, how I should dress, and how to pick up chicks. I smiled and say, “Oh, really? Cool, good to know. You do you“. His response: I know I am right, and you should take what I say seriously. My response: Do you know why I don’t take you seriously? His response: -____-. My response: Because I was born in the 80’s.

I really am cut from a different cloth.

What’s important to me is not what is important to other people. I get that.

I’ve often played with the idea of getting rid of all my social media accounts for this exact same reason. Why even bother? See me when you see me. I’m that old school.

(Maybe that’s why I have a lot of older friends. Because they get how I can relate to them. They understand that I understand what really matters in this life. And because they know I can smell and fish out all the bullshit that there is out in the universe.)

I don’t know what I’m am saying, I’m rambling.

But getting back to my point.

I’m not OFFICIALLY calling it quits. I’m not.

But I’m preparing to rise to the white flag soon. Just an FYI.

  • ezbizzle out.




On the Pod (Part 1) with Juan from On The Ave – The Durp Show Podcast – Episode 051

And we’re back with another episode of The Durp Show Podcast!


First off, I’m sorry for the wait. But better late than never. Word to my girl’s period, Ayo!!!!

(Wait, I don’t have a girl -_____-)

This show is brought to you by On The Ave – a street boutique store located in beautiful Salinas, CA (1860 North Main Street). Mention The Durp Show Podcast and you acutally a discount at the counter. No Joke.

And on the week’s episode, we got the owner of On The Ave himself, Juan.

Kick back and listen to Juan and Ern durp it on the following subjects:

– Juan starting a business out here
– Juan’s roots coming from Greenfield
– Street Beats and Mac Dre
– Hip Hop and Rap
– Music stores
– Cassette tapes and the original mixes
– Vinyls and walkmans
– Top 5 Greatest Rappers of All Time
– Overrated Artists
– Underrated Artists
– And so much more…

Part 2 is coming sooner than you think! Tune in for that.


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The Noob Preview (Episode 0) with Elliot & Aldo – The Durp Show Podcast – Episode 050

And welcome back to another episode of The Durp Show Podcast.

Well sort of…


This is episode 50 but we’re taking it back. Consider this a special episode to celebrate this milestone of 50 episodes deep.

On this episode, I explain that before all this was a reality, I tired to experiment with this whole notion of a podcast. And hence, this audio…

Fair warming: It’s bad. Really bad. But I hope you guys get a kicked on this mini episode.

Returning back to our normal regular schedule programming next week.


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Bonus Content 1 with Ace – The Durp Show Podcast – Episode 49

And welcome back to another episode of The Durp Show Podcast.


This week’s sponsor is Vape N Connect. Located in beautiful Soledad, California, Vape N Connect is our very own vape and internet cafe spot! That’s right, use the internet responsibly and vape like you mean it. Mentioned the word “Durp” at the door, and ask for 5% off.

This is a very special episode, as I decided to release some never before heard section of a previous podcast. The aforementioned podcast is the one with the homie Ace!

Therefore, if you enjoyed that episode, we elaborate(durp it) a bit more on a few topics. Like the following:

– The student who hid inside Mr. Parker’s Class
– Middle School
– Heele’s
– Teachers we made cry
– Dumb things we did as kids
– Tech Decks
– Hand Ball / Ghetto Ball
– Scooters
– Playing Quarters
– Mr. Grenin’s perverted demeanor
– And much more…

Basically, if you like to reminisce on your elementary school days, you’ll enjoy this episode.


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